Taking a piss, or taking the piss.
So, you’re on your way home after a night out, and suddenly you realise your busting for a pee.
What do you do, well if you are like Kenneth Clancy of Lenihan Avenue, Prospect, you will be well prepared.
Clancy told Gardai who found him trespassing in a public house on Edward Street that he was simply on the premises as he needed to go to the toilet.
Carrying a crowbar, flashlight and wearing gloves, Clancy was well prepared for any bathroom emergency.
However, his claims didn’t hold any water for Gardai who arrested him at the scene on 27th December.
Before the courts this week, Clancy was told that he could have received a 12 month prison sentence, however in light of his guilty plea, he was sentenced to four months instead.
The cell will hopefully come with it’s own piss pot.