Comments on: Taking a piss, or taking the piss. http://www.limerickblogger.ie/blog/2008/02/taking-a-piss-or-taking-the-piss Latest happenings from Limerick City and County Fri, 03 Feb 2012 07:47:35 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.8.4 hourly 1 By: 10 of the best of 2008 - Number 4 - The Limerick Blogger Archive http://www.limerickblogger.ie/blog/2008/02/taking-a-piss-or-taking-the-piss/comment-page-1#comment-59462 10 of the best of 2008 - Number 4 - The Limerick Blogger Archive Sun, 28 Dec 2008 00:01:34 +0000 http://www.limerickblogger.org/blog/?p=4904#comment-59462 [...] that toilets in public houses are for customers only. Although, given that the bar was closed when this guy needed a pee, he probably didn’t get to see the sign or have anyone tell him [...] [...] that toilets in public houses are for customers only. Although, given that the bar was closed when this guy needed a pee, he probably didn’t get to see the sign or have anyone tell him [...]

]]> By: Hoof http://www.limerickblogger.ie/blog/2008/02/taking-a-piss-or-taking-the-piss/comment-page-1#comment-50079 Hoof Mon, 03 Mar 2008 16:45:53 +0000 http://www.limerickblogger.org/blog/?p=4904#comment-50079 No, Hugh, but there are only three left on Edward Street (where once there were at least 7). One of which I wouldn't imagine anyone would want to take a piss in - open or shut - or indeed "borrow" anything from.... but I don't speak for the bould Ken there. No, Hugh, but there are only three left on Edward Street (where once there were at least 7). One of which I wouldn’t imagine anyone would want to take a piss in – open or shut – or indeed “borrow” anything from…. but I don’t speak for the bould Ken there.

]]> By: Hugh http://www.limerickblogger.ie/blog/2008/02/taking-a-piss-or-taking-the-piss/comment-page-1#comment-49987 Hugh Fri, 29 Feb 2008 23:25:51 +0000 http://www.limerickblogger.org/blog/?p=4904#comment-49987 Anyone know what pub he was caught in? Anyone know what pub he was caught in?

]]> By: Hoof http://www.limerickblogger.ie/blog/2008/02/taking-a-piss-or-taking-the-piss/comment-page-1#comment-49983 Hoof Fri, 29 Feb 2008 18:55:24 +0000 http://www.limerickblogger.org/blog/?p=4904#comment-49983 I'm sure he's relieved that the benign Irish Justice System has seen fit to look kindly upon his Guilty Pee. So how does it go..."plead Guilty, advises defence solicitor xxxx" 12 months, but seing as you were caught with your pants down, plead guilty = 4 months, less two months for good behaviour, watching Sky Movies & Sports and not complaining about the free food/bed & board = 2 months. ....."You're taking the piss" says Clancy. "'afraid not" says Judge Mercyupon DeCriminal all flushed with emotion "This is Ireland.....let no criminal fear the law" Good idea carrying around that crowbar, many's the time an unruly zipper has almost led to a flooding accident, sounds just the job. And the gloves and flashlamp, inspired! I wonder will we ever hear of Kenneth again now that he's learned his lesson? I’m sure he’s relieved that the benign Irish Justice System has seen fit to look kindly upon his Guilty Pee.

So how does it go…”plead Guilty, advises defence solicitor xxxx” 12 months, but seing as you were caught with your pants down, plead guilty = 4 months, less two months for good behaviour, watching Sky Movies & Sports and not complaining about the free food/bed & board = 2 months. …..”You’re taking the piss” says Clancy. “‘afraid not” says Judge Mercyupon DeCriminal all flushed with emotion “This is Ireland…..let no criminal fear the law”

Good idea carrying around that crowbar, many’s the time an unruly zipper has almost led to a flooding accident, sounds just the job. And the gloves and flashlamp, inspired! I wonder will we ever hear of Kenneth again now that he’s learned his lesson?

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