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Transferred to Cork for not eating his din dins

Poor oul’ Liam Keane will be spending the remainder of this festive season in Cork prison after throwing a tantrum during Limerick Prison’s Christmas dinner, reports the Star newspaper.

Keane tossed his turkey, ham, roasties and mash on the floor after prison officials refused his request to “free association” with his friends in the prison.

While the rest of the inmates were mucking into their christmas pudding, Keane was on his way to Cork where he will spend the next two months as punnishment.

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  • Moby Dick
    @hoof

    Hoof for president the dundons the keanes the crinions hes the man to sort them out.Heres to 09.
  • john
    Hoof. If you are going for election....you have my vote!! Happy New Year everbody !!
  • countrygirl
    We live in hope Hoof, we live in hope .
  • Hoof
    In the spirit of the season, some sympathy here please for poor Liam Keane.

    As a mark of solidarity, I suggest that all "gang" members of the Keanes, Dundons, Caseys and Collopys and their respective families in and out of jail follow his defiant example and go on collective hunger strike to the death.

    That'll teach those inferior Prison cooks manners.

    As an aside, I heard that Liams' Chablis Duc du Sac Douche-Cuont de Jour 2003 wasn't chilled properly either on Christmas morning. Shocking !! No wonder the poor dear was outraged.

    Follow the Leader. Hunger Strike lads, to the death!
  • Deidre
    I could not agree with you more Rhebogue Ranter...why are these people treated like human beings when that is one thing they most definatly are not...that little boy should be given bread and water and made to eat it from the floor...decent law abiding people who work and pay tax'es for the likes of all those scumbags to be given christmas dinner..oh jesus it makes my blood boil.
  • Rhebogue Ranter
    He should be on bread and water not turkey and ham
  • ???
    right job for him the scumbag hes not used of christmas dinners
  • boxerdog
    Great the city of cork better brace itself,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, So Cork city is a prison. nice to know, thank's niles
  • d56
    agreed rr
  • rr
    why do people give this guy column inches? Who cares if he's in Cork, Limerick or New Zealand..once he;s behind bars, who gives a shit whether he ate his Christmas dinner or not?
  • john
    Good to have that scumbag out of Limerick. Keep him in cork...hopefully they will keep him there! As for his turkey and ham....too good for him and his scumbag family!!
  • Moby Dick
    Great the city of cork better brace itself.
  • hazel
    ah the poor liitle boy
    why were they so cruel to him
    why dont they just starve the little fucker never mind send him down to cork
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